{"id":31,"date":"2008-05-21T10:42:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T10:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/manga.jadedragononline.com\/fangirl\/2008\/05\/21\/poking-a-sacred-cow\/"},"modified":"2010-10-31T01:39:46","modified_gmt":"2010-10-31T01:39:46","slug":"poking-a-sacred-cow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/manga.jadedragononline.com\/fangirl\/2008\/05\/21\/poking-a-sacred-cow\/","title":{"rendered":"Poking a Sacred Cow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know some things shouldn&#8217;t be taken seriously, movies especially.&nbsp; That&#8217;s why I&#8217;ve been a fan of MST3K for over a decade now, and of the new ventures by crew from the now defunct show, The Film Crew, and Rifftracks.&nbsp; Rifftracks are especially fun, since it&#8217;s big Hollywood movies getting the MST3K treatment, often deservedly.&nbsp; But, I have to admit, the latest edition to our library was a little hard to swallow.&nbsp; Which movie am I talking about?&nbsp; That classic of action\/adventure cinema, Raiders of the Lost Ark, the movie that increased archeology and anthropology class attendance in the 80&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>Not only is this movie filled with iconic scenes and lines, but it&#8217;s a precious memory from my childhood.&nbsp; As we were watching it, I could hear the audience gasping and &#8220;ewwww&#8221;ing at the beginning, when Indy&#8217;s guide turns around in the cave, and his back is covered in tarantulas.&nbsp; And every time Indy fired his gun, I could hear the echo of every shot just like it was in the old Fox movie theater that I saw it in back in the early eighties.&nbsp; These are impressions that have survived and stayed with me for over twenty years.&nbsp; So, listening to three wisecracking guys dissect and make fun of this movie (they even diss the theme!&nbsp; Sacrelige!), I could feel the indigation welling up in me.&nbsp; Several times I had to mentally tell myself that is was just a movie and it was all in good fun.&nbsp; Mike, Kevin and Bill didn&#8217;t really hate the movie, or the music, or Harrison Ford.&nbsp; How could they?&nbsp; This was a classic (in the true sense of the word)!&nbsp; They did have some good riffs that make me laugh out loud, but I still felt dirty at the end.&nbsp; This was still a treasured memory, and it will always remain so.<\/p>\n<p>ID4,on the other hand, (which we watched the next night), that deserved most (not all) of the riffing it got.&nbsp; It&#8217;s a bonehead movie (to quote the great Harlan Ellison), but it&#8217;s a fun bonehead movie, with just as many memorable lines and scenes as Indy, but will never become a classic on the same level.&nbsp; It&#8217;s a cow that can easily handle the pokes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know some things shouldn&#8217;t be taken seriously, movies especially.&nbsp; That&#8217;s why I&#8217;ve been a fan of MST3K for over a decade now, and of the new ventures by crew from the now defunct show, The Film Crew, and Rifftracks.&nbsp; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/manga.jadedragononline.com\/fangirl\/2008\/05\/21\/poking-a-sacred-cow\/\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[116],"tags":[69,66,65,68,62,67],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies-2","tag-id4","tag-independance-day","tag-indiana-jones","tag-mst3k","tag-raiders-of-the-lost-ark","tag-rifftracks"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1dnXu-v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/manga.jadedragononline.com\/fangirl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/manga.jadedragononline.com\/fangirl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/manga.jadedragononline.com\/fangirl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/manga.jadedragononline.com\/fangirl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/manga.jadedragononline.com\/fangirl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/manga.jadedragononline.com\/fangirl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/manga.jadedragononline.com\/fangirl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/manga.jadedragononline.com\/fangirl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/manga.jadedragononline.com\/fangirl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}